🤣"250 Years of Sass" Middle Finger Duck – Celebrate centuries of glorious rebellion with this limited-edition resin duck, flipping off traditions since (current year minus 250).

📏Anniversary-Ready Attitude – Cast in resin, its 3.1" sizes let you protest taxes, tea shortages, or modern Wi-Fi speeds with historical accuracy.

Multi-Era Rebellion Tool – Display on mantels as "heirloom satire," use as a quill holder with attitude, or launch tiny tea bag protests in your boss’s Zoom background.